_{...actually, I only WISH I had ice cream...}

*Ahem*, OK, sorry. ~GeoPyro asked me to do this meme of his, to see which Mario monster I am. Of course, we all know I'm most like Wendy O. Koopa a Shy Guy, but I'll try it anyway. So here goes!


--Goomba--
[x] You appear to be grumpy most of time, even if you really aren't.
[x] You look a bit too generic.
[ ] You could go a whole day without using your arms or almost not using them if you really had to.
[ ] You could go a whole day walking sideways if you had to.
[x] You feel underappreciated.
[x] You are an underling of someone else.
[x] You wish you could fly.
[x] You have an identity complex [am I a chestnut, or a mushroom?].
[x] You are physically weak.
[ ] You are a betrayer.
Total: 7/10

--Koopa--
[x] You are a "jack of all trades".
[x] You have a bro./sis., both have about the same interest, and you are always together [a bro./sis. can also be a friend, not just a sibling].
[x] You wish you could fly.
[x] You wish you could ride a cloud.
[x] If you could fly, you probably wouldn't do it very well, and instead jump around trying to lift off.
[x] Your boss/superior is pretty much a tyrant or a dictator.
[x] You respect your superiors a lot.
[x] You are physically very resistant.
[x] You wish you could learn magic.
[x] If you died, you feel you could rise from the grave!
Total: 10/10

--Yoshi--
[x] You are most of time cheerful and/or happy.
[x] You have a favorite color and are obsessed with it.
[ ] You love fruits.
[x] You are very omnivorous.
[ ] You like to eat a lot.
[ ] You are usually very healthy and active.
[ ] You are usually friendly.
[x] You like to help others.
[x] Since you were young, you were very Intelligent.
[ ] You are pretty carefree.
Total: 5/10

--Boo--
[x] You like to play pranks.
[x] You are so shy that you have to hide your face if someone tries to make eye contact.
[ ] You like to stalk people.
[x] You like dark places.
[x] You are vengeful.
[x] You love haunted houses.
[ ] You have a large family and live with many members of them in the same house.
[x] You'd like to live forever.
[x] You love to scare people.
[x] You wish you could float.
Total: 8/10

--Shy Guy--
[x] Nobody knows your true self.
[x] You are childish.
[x] You love toys.
[ ] Masks rock.
[x] You are a prankster.
[x] You are quite multitalented.
[ ] You hang out with many others who are "just like you".
[x] You like to gather or collect stuff.
[x] You are naive and/or innocent.
[x] You are very crafty.
Total: 8/10

--Bandit--
[ ] You don't mind stealing from others.
[ ] You are rude.
[ ] You have a bad reputation.
[x] You are violent.
[ ] You are very fast.
[ ] You know how to "pick-pockets".
[x] You'd rather flee than confront your problems.
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You usually have a pretty shady behavior.
[x] No one ever finds you when playing "Hide and Seek".
Total: 3/10

--Toad--
[ ] You are usually friendly.
[x] You are a pacifist.
[ ] You are a coward and a scaredy cat.
[ ] You could be a royal servant.
[ ] You love your boss/superior.
[ ] You have a hero.
[ ] You've met your hero in person.
[ ] You love vegetables.
[ ] You can't fight for yourself at all.
[ ] You'd sacrifice yourself for your boss/superior.
Total: 1/10

--Bob-omb--
[ ] You are a hothead.
[x] You are pretty temperamental.
[x] No one wants to see you angry or they'll be sorry.
[ ] You could be a war tactician.
[x] You love weapons and explosives.
[x] You wouldn't mind crafting weapons.
[x] You'd like to be a machine.
[ ] People use you as if you were some sort of dangerous toy.
[ ] You would be a kamikaze if you really had to.
[x] If you could survive, you would not mind blowing up yourself.
Total: 6/10

--Piranha Plant--
[x] You are very omnivorous.
[ ] You eat really fast.
[ ] You are known for your voracious appetite.
[ ] You fear fire, perhaps more than other people.
[ ] You aren't too smart.
[ ] You bite, literally.
[x] You wish you could spit fire [even if you fear it].
[x] You like damp places.
[ ] You could go live in the sewers if you really had to.
[x] When you are sleeping, nobody dares to wake you up, or else...
Total: 4/10

--Shaman--
[x] You are way too talkative.
[x] You wish you could learn magic.
[ ] You have a "sixth sense".
[ ] You have a big reputation.
[ ] You know how to tell someone's fortune.
[ ] Your trade comes from an old family tradition.
[ ] You come from a very old family and they did something very important in the past.
[ ] You believe in "mystical stuff".
[ ] You know a lot about "mystical stuff".
[ ] You are quite "a charmer".
Total: 2/10

--Shadow Siren--
[ ] You are very feminine looking.
[x] You wish you could learn magic.
[ ] You wish you could learn "dark magic".
[ ] Witch hats are cool.
[x] You wish you could vanish or melt with the shadows.
[ ] You wouldn't mind serving an evil and powerful dark being.
[ ] You are mostly evil.
[ ] Your hair or headgear usually covers your eyes or face.
[ ] You and your siblings form a team, even if you don't get along with them.
[ ] You wouldn't mind sacrificing someone to your boss/superior.
Total: 2/10

Well, what do you know? I'm more of a Koopa! And secondly, a cross between a Shy Guy and Boo. How ironic that the results are three of my favourites, eh...?

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...I think this thing is RIGGED!